A few moments go by, then she comes up next to me, and whispers in my ear, ‘We should have sex before my sister comes home”. I immediately turned around to walk to my car.
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.” 30) I found my girlfriend standing by the door, at which point she hugged me and said, ‘You’ve won my trust’. “That moment when the best man realizes he forgot the rings.” 40) Judge Judy doesn’t mess with men memes! “So many girls forever saying, ‘Men are dogs,’ but fail to realize dogs are loyal as if you treat them right.” 38) “The ‘I shout at my wife in public’ starter pack.” 37) “Sensitive men? You mean homosexuals?” 36) “To the women who say, ‘All men are the same,’ maybe you shouldn’t have tried them all, skank.” 35) Men memes for sensitive guys… “Girl’s pockets: Guy’s pockets: Girl’s handbags: Guy’s cargo pants.” 33) “I play Jenga on the first date so she knows my pull out game is strong.” 32) Blood cells in the morning: Wanna go to the ? Lmao, yeah.” 31) Get some great tips from men memes. Her: If you were the trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backward.” 41)
“How to turn on a guy vs how to turn on a girl.” 45) “This is why you take her swimming on the first date.” 44) Gotta love funny men memes.
